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LISTEN UP, PATRIOTS! ALL THE SMART PEOPLE!
Sleepy Joe, the Fake News, that whole Washington swamp... they want you to be DULL and AVERAGE. They want you to doubt. To work harder and get less. They are afraid of strong individuals! They are afraid of YOU!
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Instructions for future titans:
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