Medical tale or operation "Alatyr"

If you - a doctor and a decent girl, and you have a son in the apartment crying Snake Dragon, requiring immediate assistance for papa, after having gorged itself on Mayakovka shawarma, if you liked the Baba Yaga as the savior of the world, because the local Oracle wrote poetry, and has broken stone Alatyr and own a cat rubs his paws, selling you for donut hole and attention cat Behemoth, what to do? That's right!

It is necessary to immediately grab the tripod from the dropper, to warn her husband that will be too late to call her best friend and hit the road!